WOW!

WOW!!! This is insane!

A woman possessed by the "most beautifiliest angel lusefer" and claims to be the "reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo" has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, suing him for ... well ... it's nearly impossible to tell. Sheri Allred -- who also calls herself "the biggest hat in the world" -- claims Hefner is a member of a pedophile organization and once hid under her bed when she was five-years-old in order to do naughty things to her.And that's just the beginning ... seriously, just read it for yourself.

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/0709_hugh_hefner.pdf