Why?

Why?
Its one of those days where I have to stop and ask "why"?

Why is there beige carpet in my dining room?? The only dining area in my apartment? Who would think up such a thing? Only a man ( but thats jmo )... Today Jack insisted on some hot cocoa, to which when I turned my back and heard "UHH OHHH" and knew that I would be spot cleaning for a while..